Mine aren't really disasters... I haven't been in the kitchen that long so these are more like embarrassing moments that normal 24 year olds should know revolving a kitchen...

1) My sister couldn't believe that I didn't know how to load a dishwasher... apparently the way I put them in could've broken everything.

2) I tried to make coffee out of a moka... forgot to put water and burned the handle off.

3) I forgot I was boiling water for hours and didn't realize the problem until I found an empty pot with the fire on.

4) When I was 10 I was heating up a frozen pretzel in the microwave and it set on fire.

5) Before moving to Italy I didn't know how to boil pasta or cut an eggplant.

6) I poured hot water in a glass and it broke in half... apparently it was too hot...

7) I thought we needed to turn on the oven to make tiramisu...

8) When I first moved to Italy I considered Nescafe real coffee...

9) At one point in time...I'm pretty sure I blended something without the cover... hence food all over the place...

10) For me, kitchens were decoration until 2010.